Dear Mother Nature,
I use to consider you my friend. I'd bask in the sunlight you shared during the summer. I'd rock my pretty awesome polarized shades and ride with the windows down. I stomp in all the rain puddles with my awesome polka dot boots. I use to throw snowballs when we'd get a slight dusting. I used to wish to make snow angels- but not anymore. I'd even jump in the piles of leaves and then re-rake them... not anymore... not anymore...
I am writing you to tell you that our friendship is over. You have brought me nothing but misery. I use to love the neutral color of white, but now I even dislike that. You have crushed my soul, widened my ass, and broke my back.
F. You Mother Nature,
Stephanie
I'm starting a list of gross white things... any suggestions
SNOW, SNOW, SNOW, SNOW and more SNOW
